I have just spent the early part of this evening, lying on a table with a tube up my arse! Put there by a young (well, younger than me) blonde female from Bulgeria. And while I was lying there, wondered how the hell I let myself get talked into this situation by a so called good friend. We're not even talking here of a "2 for the price of 1 offer" either.
It was with promises of "you'll feel amazing afterward"; "you'll be light and buzzing"; "it'll be great"; "you'll be thanking me for months afterward" that I eventually got talked into having colonic hydrotherapy (no longer called colonic irrigation). My friend, I admit, is slim, always full of energy and swears by having your insides regularly flushed out. Well....tonight was my night of being flushed.
I've come away admiring anyone who chooses to train to be able to conduct colonics. The woman conducting the "procedure" gave me a running commentary on what was happening (I eat a lot of salad and don't chew my food properly) and seemed pleased by what she saw. It was my own insides and I was not the least bit interested. The thought of watching someone elses "toxic waste" float along a tube - not me!! Nearly had a fit of the giggles, which could have ended up disasterously, when I was told that I was "expelling very well".
Anyway, here I am, at home, writing this in bed. Do I feel amazing, light, buzzing, great? Not quite. I feel tired, drained (HA!) and yes, I do feel lighter but then that's not surprising. I think my friend can keep her colonics and I'll stick to mother nature. I'll leave you however with one thought..... anyone who has a colonic will be a cheap date....it wont take many drinks to get them pissed.
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2007-09-19 @ 22:00